A crime scene cleaner is prevented from doing his job by the arrival of someone quite unwelcome.

Extremely pompous author Terence Redford is trying to write his latest masterpiece but is finding it difficult to concentrate: partly because of writer's block, and partly because his grandmother has recently burnt to death in his living room.

When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky meets the neighbour, and might have met his match.

Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things are not quite what they seem, and Wicky's morals are tested.

Wicky visits a social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980's.

Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first 'proper' girlfriend.