Kirstie forces her agent to set up a meeting with Jeff Zucker who thinks she is too fat for television, but ends up with a holding deal after sleeping with an executive.

Kirstie's battles of the bulge continue as she dodges rumors that her weight gain is due to carrying Kid Rock's baby, while trying to land a role in the action sequel "Charlie's Angels III."

Kirstie schemes to meet Gwen Stefani but ends up in jail with her ex-boyfriend who turns out to be gay.

Kirstie tries out a new diet theory which proposes that in order to get small, you have to surround yourself with small things.

Kirstie's crack head brother suggests she do crack in order to lose weight.

Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with one of his rich friends who turns out to be an emotional wreck.

Kirstie discovers her bank account is running low on funds and schemes to get yet another lucrative deal from NBC.