Principal Strickler vows that he will shave his head and paint it purple if the school reads 20,000 books. But when Scott says that he'll read them all himself, Strickler knows he's in trouble. So, in order to keep Scott away from reading, Strickler employs him as his special assistant-- and keeps him especially busy. Leonard asks his mom for a brand-new scooter that he saw in a magazine, but she suggests that Leonard should work for it, so he and Scott open up a lemonade stand. Unfortunately, there are already several lemonade stands on his block. So, while Leonard ...

Pretty Boy is dealing with PMS "Pre-Migrational Syndrome", a syndrome that only occurs one time of the year, Fall, when birds have the need to migrate down south for winter. Pretty Boy escapes the house, and begins migrating with another bird , a HIP cat with no name. While Leonard and Scott go out to look for Pretty Boy, Mr. Jolly vows he will never eat again until "Pretty Boy is restored to his cage once more."

For this great episode, Leonard and Leslie are paired up as dancing partners for the always scary, always dreaded "SQUARE DANCING" dance off. The big problem, whenever Leonard is near Leslie his nerves get the best of him and his hands start sweating profusely. Also, Jolly discovers that his Cat ways aren't so great as he finds out he's lactose intolerant.